Why you should read Elric of Melniboné
Hey, all you YA fangirls and boys out there! I see you with your brooding male protagonists, your cruel damaged princes, your attractively depressed jocks… but it’s about time you got yourself a Real Man.
Meet Elric of Melniboné! He is everything you need in a man:
- Elric is HOT 🥵🥵🥵 With his pale alabaster complexion, white hair, and red eyes, this pale albino prince can make any woman swoon…
- Elric is a BAD BOY 😈😈😈 He takes drugs on the regular and consorts with dark forces of chaos.
- Elric is a TRAGIC HERO 😥😥😥 Elric is deep and misunderstood, and he only takes drugs out of necessity, because they’re the only thing that can get him up and running.
- Elric’s magical sword Stormbringer will steal your heart 💔 well, your soul 😇 either way, it will leave you BREATHLESS 💀 He protec, he attac, but most importantly, on your soul he snac 🍔
- And finally, Elric is a BOOKWORM 🤓🤓🤓 He has read tons of books and learned all kinds of useful knowledge and spells from them. Just saying, if Elric had an Instagram account, he would probably be following @bookwyrmz.
So how about it? Are you ready to give my boy Elric here a try? I guarantee you will NOT be disappointed.
